LOL!

I Don't know what to put here.

YEAH FOr FUn!

HUM...Nobody is reading this blog. :( So if you find this blog...Please...please tell your friends about it.
Beth Monk

Well Today was fun

I wrote a play:

Black and white?
Organizer. Black and white, black and white everything must be black and white!

Voice of reason. But sir the Bible does have a few gray areas.

Organizer. True, hum…That does make it difficult to organize into black and white.

Pride. Perhaps God has left the gray areas for us to clear up.

Organizer. Yes it very well could be.

Voice of reason. Or maybe it’s a heart issue.
Organizer. Nonsense! It must be black and white. If it’s gray we have to make it black and white!

Conscience. Who are you to make up laws and rules, for fallowing Christ? Is it not wrong to add to the word of God? Yes it is wrong!

Organizer. It’s not wrong to clarify the word of God.

[Conscience shakes head and walks away.]

Voice of reason. Perhaps one can’t organize a relationship.

Overthinker. Maybe it is a religion that we are after.

Organizer. We can’t make this decision without help. Let us organize a council of wise men and philosophers. We shall call it the Religious Council.

Over thinker. A wise idea if I do say so myself. We will be able to decide what gray is black and what is white.

Scene II
Wise men where gathered from far and wide. To help decide., what is black and what is white. Shall we listen in?

Organizer. First order of business is the question that has been bothering me for quite sometime. What kind of fruit did Eve eat, that she shouldn’t have ate?

Scientist. Well it was from a tree so it wasn’t a berry.

Philosopher. Also note that she just took and bit the fruit, so it wasn’t an orange or anything you have to peel.

Over thinker. Perhaps it was an orange and the Bible just doesn’t mention that she peeled it.

Philosopher. Try as we might we will never be spot on. However I feel very strongly that it was an apple.

Over thinker. So if it was an apple does that make it wrong to eat apples?

Philosopher. No Just on Sundays you shouldn’t eat apples because it’s the Lord’s day and the apples are a terrible reminder.

Organizer. So there for it is taboo to eat apples on Sunday.

Over thinker. What about apple pie is it taboo?

Philosopher. It’s always taboo to eat apple pie, in a sense that would be celebrating our sin.

Organizer. So it’s decided apple pie is always taboo and it’s taboo to eat apples on Sundays.

[Everyone exists.] [Conscience walks on the scene.]

Conscience. See what you get when we try to make everything black and white?

The End

Beth Monk

HI How are you ?
Beth Monk

Don't have a thing to say today got to go.
Beth Monk

I'm up to 62 post now! Isn't that fun. :) Well posting everyday was a goal of mine but Martha steward said today to only post when you are inspired thats what her daughter does.
hah JK I'll post whenever I want to Martha inspired or not. haha Okay I'll shut up now.

Beth Monk

Josh Groban is A cutie
another cutie or two would be
Orlando Bloom,
Antio bandaras.

Yours always
Beth Monk

Love why does it feel so one sided.
Beth Monk

Well, my cousin had her baby on labor day! His name is Paul Wegner. Anywho I'm going to a homecoming dance friday, I have no date but I'm going with a friend and her boyfriend. So it should be fun (It would be funner if I had a date but you win some you lose some.) I worked today the guy I like didn't work today though he had the day off. :( If he only knew I liked him although I don't think he would like me back. All well.

Beth

So Umm.... in honor of well the going back to school here are a few tips:



Study tips
Know when your test is, and study in advance.
Study a little bit every night so you’ll always be prepared. (Even for the pop quizzes.)

Don’t wait until the last minute to study.

Make flash cards. They are a major help when your studying

When your studying review the main parts and then read the chapter or whatever the section the test is over.

Make sure you know the review questions they can be a big help.

Find what studying style fits you best and stick to it.

I Got a new dog...!!!!!

I Thought that I would actually type something in this blog. hahah
yeah so ....

You see... my life is boring, Sorry if your reading this for something interesting to read well read
Major Monk it's fictional and fun.
Beth

WHy can't I ever do anything worth while with my time?

So I've just been singing and practicing guitar.
Beth.

So what's new nothing much here. School is out and I am glad. I can finally relax a little bit. I have to call and see about renewing my permit I'm not sure if I'll have to take the test over again. Hopefully not. I'm finally starting to like driving. I have been driving with my brother (I like the small car better than a big ol van.) I think it is going well.

But you know things are pretty slow around here and I have been doing alot of nothing. I Worked today and practiced guitar. then I played computer games all evening I was wanting to work on a drawing but I never did. Tomorrow I'll work on it. Anyways I really need to keep this thing up. I think it would be cool to blog everyday. but I don't stick to doing stuff everyday really. Because I'm lazy.

But I thought what if I gave a link to a cool video every week or every time I post? I think that would be cool. but let me know what you think. The sad part is I'm talking to myself. I don't think people read my blog. It would be cool if they did! I always thought that it would be cool to get like on the most popular section or in the featured blogs. But no! nobody wants to read what I have to say!

Well I better get going but here is a cool video:
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se12JGfpCdY

Well Today is a beautiful day! I went shopping with mom and bought a little note book that I can carry with me everywhere I go. That way I can write down whatever happens and share it with you guys!
My friend Sarah called today. She's graduating this weekend! She's so happy! (I'm happy for her)
I'm cooking sloopy joes tonight! With chips and veggies.
I have a chemistry test to study for (Last test for chem)and some math to finish up. Other thatn that my night is free.
Tomorrow I work 8-4 and I have a guitar lesson at 5. Then I have school but next week is week 6 of 7 in school!Then it is summer break for me. (Yahoo! only 15 more days)

Well, I should be going now.
Beth Monk.

The ledgend of marilee (mary-lee)

Little Marilee laid on her bed
crying and shaking her head.
She was told she would be wed,
To a man she never loved
But what was she to do?
Her father had arranged this since she was two!
To the noblest man in the land!
She was to give he hand!
to the Prince of England.
But her heart belonged in Jeremy's hands,
for she truly loved this man.

But if Marilee did not wed,
it would be off with her head!
And she liked her head ever so much.
What was a girl to do?
He (The Prince) had dreamed of marrying her since he was two!

Marilee did not sit and wonder long.
She has a Modus Operandi!
For she knew her rights and
she knew the laws!

So at midnight she and Jeremy,
fled England.
and Jeremy took her hand
and became her man!

When the Prince heard
of this, he was mad!
He looked for Marilee far and wide.
He went to the ends,
of the earth to find her.
He searched his whole life and never
found her
He was known as the heart,
broken king.
To this day they say at midnight,
ever friday night you can hear
him call,"Marilee, come home to me
my marilee"

The
End

Well today was interesting I learned how to close the bad wether made mcdonalds close at 1
heehe
Nothing else is new here
Beth

Well Hello again.
I'm I don't have school until thursday!
YEAH!

I don't think this is cooler
not one bit but OKAY THEY WENT BETA
YAHOOO OR should I say GOOGLEEEE

Ah valentines day a day souly devoted to remind me that I still don't have a boyfriend.
Beth Monk